Sex related calorie question?

Does anyone know about how many calories you burn while having sex, or masterbating?

i doubt you can lose weight masturbating unless your running around doing it, sex is a workout wether slow or fast so probably about 100 calories, but then again there are those 1 minute men with them probably 4 calories!!!!! 4 calories from you getting ready for the 1 minute haha!!!!!

that would depend entirely on how hard and how long you went at it

here is a funny take on that question:

http://www.c4vct.com/kym/humor/csex.htm