3 guys were introduced 2 a girl,
hi I'm Peter but not the saint,
hi I'm Paul but not the pope,
I'm john but not the baptist,
the girl said hi
I'm mary but not the virgin!!
Wife asked her husband how many women he had slept with.
Husband proudly replies, only you darling, with others I was awake!!!
Q: Why men walk more and women talk more?
A: Coz men have three legs and women have four lips!
A man stands nude in front of a mirror n examins himself n says: 2 inches more & I'll be a king.
His wife sitting behind says: 2 inches less & you'll be a queen!!!
hi I'm Peter but not the saint,
hi I'm Paul but not the pope,
I'm john but not the baptist,
the girl said hi
I'm mary but not the virgin!!
Wife asked her husband how many women he had slept with.
Husband proudly replies, only you darling, with others I was awake!!!
Q: Why men walk more and women talk more?
A: Coz men have three legs and women have four lips!
A man stands nude in front of a mirror n examins himself n says: 2 inches more & I'll be a king.
His wife sitting behind says: 2 inches less & you'll be a queen!!!