To all my Brit friends from a school pal in Denver, Colorado , now highlighting it in Mexico City for the festivities. who got it from Rube and sent it to me in Rome, 40 mins. to Midnight on Dec. 24th. 2007.
Christmas Questions
Why are Christmas trees like bad knitters?
They both drop their needles!

What's Christmas called in England?
Yule Britannia!

What happens to you at Christmas?
Yule be happy!

What do the reindeer sing to Santa Claus on his birthday?
Freeze a jolly good fellow!

What is Santa Claus called when he takes a rest while delivering presents ?
Santa pause!

What do elves learn in school?
The Elf-abet!

Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?
Because it soots him.

How do cats greet each other at Christmas?
"A furry merry Christmas and happy Mew Year!"

What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
It's Christmas, Eve!