Su Lin needs our help!

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HallieA

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Panda needs artificial limb to find a mate!

Thought I would help out the "cause" Su Lin!
 
Eh, I just used your name as you are queen of the Pandas and I know that you would want all the help for your subjects! Hey, physically challenged Pandas need love too!
 
Well, I would love to help out but erm,Im a lady panda and so is Niu Niu !!


She looks really sad in that picture though,poor thing!

You offering to give the legless panda some lovin Narc???
 
Eh em no! I am not allowed by state law! But what the heck Su, I'll take one for the team if it helps out the Panda's! Of course, you would owe me BIG TIME!
 
I think queen panda needs some help with that pink-eye.


The headline for the story if quickly scanned could lead one to believe it's another appendage that might be needed.
 
Quite right! Maybe the government should force the Male Panda on her so as to ensure the survival of the species. Hey Su Lin? Do Panda's have something like 'beer goggles" or GHB? Niu Niu could always take advantage of the males you know...
 
Yeah, mix in some sake or soju into the mash the males are fed. Put on a little panda porn, some Barry White or Isaac Hayes mood music in the background. And let the party start.
 
Grrrrrr! Of course the Queens are the most picky as we have to ensure the high genetic quality of the very rare Queen panda!!
 
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