My wife is upset about this harmless prank I do when we travel?

August

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My wife and I travel a lot, especially now that we're retired. When we're on the road and we stop at gas station or a diner I take an enormous dump on the restroom floor or in the sink. I than proceed and urinate on the toilet paper rolls and utterly soak it. I always smirk at the next guy who is going in there thinking and chuckling over his present that he's about to open that I made for him. My wife found about this some years ago when I was taking to long in the restroom and walked in on me. My wife was very angry at me and I promised I would stop, but I haven't.

We are traveling with my daughter, my son-in-law and our 3 grandchildren and my son-in-law said there was a huge disgusting mess in the restroom during dinner at our hotel and my wife just glared at me. We are traveling at the moment and my wife made me rent a separate room for her.

How can I make it up with her?
 
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How can you make it up to her you ask? Stop doing that. Personally, u would tell the manager and make you clean up your own mess
 
WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM THAT IS GROSS WHY WOULD YOU CRAP ON THE FLOOR THAT ISN'T HARMLESS IT CAN CAUSE MAJOR ILLNESSES JUST WHY?
 
Your wife need to take a dump too. She needs to dump the piece of turd that's she's seems to call her husband. That should even things up.
 
You need to ask? You're action is rude, crude, unsanitary, stupid,
anti-social, and down right mental. How would you feel if you walked
into a mess like that? You really need help if you actually think it's
funny. Think of the person who has to clean your mess. TROLL
 
LOL Haven't you been arrested yet?

How much do you really enjoy it?

In other words can't you give it up?

You could try flowers ? but I think you've gone too far , try making it up to the son-in-law? !!
 
Urine is actually sterile so your washing the toilet paper not soiling it, you should try taking a dump on that too.
 
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