What animal to have sex with?

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I live on a farm and my wife is terrible. I live in the uk and all the women are fat and ugly so I have turned to animals. Which one will be the best:

sheep, horse, dog, or goat?

horse is prob to tall for me to get to, sheep or the goat would be best. what do you reccommend?

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So you live in Scotland then?

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no sorry

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might go to jail for that just sayin

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your really sick

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I wonder if the opening post matches that retarded watcher guy's IP?

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I wonder if the opening post matches that retarded watcher guy's IP?

Unless Watcher's smart enough to use a proxy server (which I very much doubt) I think you are on to something there!

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well the horse was a horrible idea

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try a chicken mate

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chicken might be to small. large geese may work. seen some down by the lake