If you were writing a lonely hearts ad........?

what would you put? would you be honest or slightly bend the truth......lol.....id put...female 29 need bloke to go the off licence....and cook me fry ups on a Saturday.......any offers?

Good-looking, warm, sociable male seeks trustworthy, sensual female. Must want relationship. Reply to box 5061.

I used this site to construct my answer:
http://www.bbc.co.uk/science/humanbody/mind/surveys/lonelyhearts/index.shtml

Rich