LaurynLakers
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- Dec 15, 2010
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I'm in the middle of a rap battle and pretty much just got owned. I need a comeback but don't really have anything good. Can someone write a SICK rap dissing this guy andrew? he's white and kinda short. it'd be much appreciated if someone responded quickly. thank you 
but this is what he wrote me...
im surprised someone had the balls to spit back with some attitude
i just didnt think the biggest balls had a fallopian tube
this shit that your sprayin is so plain and simplistic
like your flo is broken, take this mic, and go fix it!
you want ...a hammer too?
how about some nails dude?
you couldnt even play a blind guy to nail you
hynes you need to give me a new rapper to battle
cause all this ones doin is mumblin, and babblin
i feel like im going hard on the chick from the brady bunch
but its her own fault she took rap lessons from captain crunch
you say youd get it poppin wtih me? id get it poppin with you
right after i finish poppin off thing 1 and thing 2
and i guess you didnt get the memo that a rap is supposed to rhyme?
i just thought people knew that since the beggining of time
and isnt it time that you stopped actin gangster?
trust me there isnt anything ghetto about this town
just like theres nothing funny about a kid with downs
and what is that row row row shit your spittin
is mother goose teachin you to rhyme while sittin in your kitchen?!
but thats it im done with my turn
just make you you dont ignite what doesnt burn
but this is what he wrote me...
im surprised someone had the balls to spit back with some attitude
i just didnt think the biggest balls had a fallopian tube
this shit that your sprayin is so plain and simplistic
like your flo is broken, take this mic, and go fix it!
you want ...a hammer too?
how about some nails dude?
you couldnt even play a blind guy to nail you
hynes you need to give me a new rapper to battle
cause all this ones doin is mumblin, and babblin
i feel like im going hard on the chick from the brady bunch
but its her own fault she took rap lessons from captain crunch
you say youd get it poppin wtih me? id get it poppin with you
right after i finish poppin off thing 1 and thing 2
and i guess you didnt get the memo that a rap is supposed to rhyme?
i just thought people knew that since the beggining of time
and isnt it time that you stopped actin gangster?
trust me there isnt anything ghetto about this town
just like theres nothing funny about a kid with downs
and what is that row row row shit your spittin
is mother goose teachin you to rhyme while sittin in your kitchen?!
but thats it im done with my turn
just make you you dont ignite what doesnt burn