My brother and I are MASSIVE fans of completely nonsensical jokes and we want some new ones.
For example:
"Why did the plan crash? Because the pilot was a tomato."
"Why'd the monkey fall out of a tree? It was dead."
"What's the difference between an orange and a telephone pole? Because motorcycles don't have doors! HAHAHAHAHA!"
How do you catch a rabbit?
Hide in a meadow and make carrot noises.
Tell me as many as you can,
funniest joke (in myself and my brothers opinion) wins the points!
By the way,
Usually the shorter ones are better, but if you have an awesome long joke, you can throw it in as well.
For example:
"Why did the plan crash? Because the pilot was a tomato."
"Why'd the monkey fall out of a tree? It was dead."
"What's the difference between an orange and a telephone pole? Because motorcycles don't have doors! HAHAHAHAHA!"
How do you catch a rabbit?
Hide in a meadow and make carrot noises.
Tell me as many as you can,
funniest joke (in myself and my brothers opinion) wins the points!
By the way,
Usually the shorter ones are better, but if you have an awesome long joke, you can throw it in as well.