Atheists, what's your favorite joke about religion?

[TySmoochy]

I want to laugh :-)

[meekless2001]

that people actually follow it

do you have any friends fireball?
you just need to play in traffic

and what did the atheist say to the christian? keep doing it baby

[MJH]

Jesus Christ walks into a hotel, he hands the innkeeper three nails and he asks, 'Can you put me up for the night?'

[AtheistAghast]

the bible, gets me every time. hahahaha

calm down, fireball.

[Jane]

Taoism:
Shit happens.

Buddhism:
If shit happens, it's not really shit.

Islam:
If shit happens, it's the will of Allah.

Protestantism:
Shit happens because you don't work hard enough.

Judaism:
Why does this shit always happen to us?

Hinduism:
This shit happened before.

Catholicism:
Shit happens because you're bad.

Hare Krishna:
Shit happens rama rama.

T.V. Evangelism:
Send more shit.

Atheism:
No shit.

Jehova's Witness:
Knock knock, shit happens.

Hedonism:
There's nothing like a good shit happening.

Christian Science:
Shit happens in your mind.

Agnosticism:
Maybe shit happens, maybe it doesn't.

Rastafarianism:
Let's smoke this shit.

Existentialism:
What is shit anyway?

Stoicism:
This shit doesn't bother me.

[Itchyleg]

Rebecca was an angel sundays but she went to hell every monday

[tinaterrore]

why do atheists (and i dont mean all !) like to make fun of religion? this is a real question im not trying be an ass lol but really why? people of religion dont make fun of athiests and/or other religion, (well, some do, but they obvioudly dont know what religion is all about.)





did you know that in the Holy Quran there are things stated there that scientists are recently discovering...?

[Bear]

An atheist was walking through the woods.

"What majestic trees"!

"What powerful rivers"!

"What beautiful animals"!

He said to himself.

As he was walking alongside the river, he heard a rustling in the bushes behind him. He turned to look. He saw a 7-foot grizzly charge towards him. He ran as fast as he could up the path. He looked over his shoulder & saw that the bear was closing in on him.

He looked over his shoulder again, & the bear was even closer. He tripped & fell on the ground. He rolled over to pick himself up but saw that the bear was right On top of him, reaching for him with his left paw & raising his right paw to strike him. At that instant the Atheist cried out, "Oh my God!"

Time Stopped.
The bear froze.
The forest was still.

As a bright light shone upon the man, a voice came out of the sky. "You deny my existence for all these years, teach others I don't exist and even credit creation to cosmic accident." "Do you expect me to help you out of this predicament? Am I to count you as a believer"?

The atheist looked directly into the light, "It would be hypocritical of me to suddenly ask You to treat me as a Christian now, but perhaps You could make the BEAR a Christian"?

"Very Well," said the Voice.

The light went out. The sounds of the forest resumed. And the bear dropped his right paw, brought both paws together, bowed his head & spoke:

"Lord bless this food, which I am about to receive from thy bounty through Christ our Lord, Amen."

[r_u_really_that_scared]

SELF worship!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! what a riot!!!!!

[Gazoo]

If you have a "personal relationship" with Jesus, why won't he give you his cell number?

Is it even legal to have a "personal relationship" with a dead guy?