Atheists, what's your favorite joke about religion?

[Candide]

I don't know much about jokes, but I used to have some jokes from beliefnet....

A wife and a husband is arguing who should brew the tea. The wife says according to the bible, the husband should brew the tea. The husband asked where in the bible? The wife said, "HEBREWS!"

A car passes by a priest, who is holding a sign, "THE END IS NEAR!" and the driver ignored the priest, and the next thing happens is that the car falls over from a broken bridge.

That's the two I can remember now...

[PopeBeanI]

Read the Lieble. If you keep in mind that some people actually believe it, it's really funny at times.

[StephanP]

A Christian lady who lived next door to an atheist
There was a Christian lady who lived next door to an atheist. Every day, when the lady prayed, the atheist guy could hear her. He thought to himself, "She sure is crazy, praying all the time like that. Doesn't she know there isn't a God?"

Many times while she was praying, he would go to her house and harass her, saying "Lady, why do you pray all the time? Don't you know there is no God?" But she kept on praying.

One day, she ran out of groceries. As usual, she was praying to the Lord explaining her situation and thanking Him for what He was gonna do. As usual, the atheist heard her praying and thought to himself, "Humph! I'll fix her."

He went to the grocery store, bought a whole bunch of groceries, took them to her house, dropped them off on the front porch, rang the door bell and then hid in the bushes to see what she would do. When she opened the door and saw the groceries, she began to praise the Lord with all her heart, jumping, singing and shouting everywhere! The atheist then jumped out of the bushes and told her, "You ol' crazy lady, God didn't buy you those groceries, I bought those groceries!" At hearing this, she broke out and started running down the street, shouting and praising the Lord.

When he finally caught her, he asked what her problem was. She said, "I knew the Lord would provide me with some groceries, but I didn't know he was gonna make the devil pay for them!"

[Solrac]

the pope and his views on condoms...what an idiot!

[theyguy]

Why did the Christian cross the road?

His dick was stuck in the chicken.

[v]

Footprint in the sand beat me to it
but have you heard the one about the Jew, the christian and the Buddhist who walked into a bar?

[Danny]

im a devout muslim

dont make fun of religion

or you will suffer for it after you die

[FootprintsintheSand]

Religion itself.

It always makes me laugh.

[someguy]

That whole Noah-flood-save the animals story. Hilarious!