giv me a star if you like this one.... lisa was the finest girl in the whole...

[MReWIGGLEY]

...school and she would give it up.. to anyone but fred,no matter how he begged she would never give him any,one day he stole 100 dollars from his mother to give to her but she still would not give him any, he did her homework and still got none,oneday she got hit by a car and was crippled and in a wheelchair for the rest of her life but still horney as ever,no one wanted anything to do with her, all the guys that used to hit it would now avoid her,one day she was out at the lake trying to get someone to hit it,but she had no luck,then she saw fred and rememberd how he alway,s begged for it, so she put on some lipstick and called him over, fred she said in a sweet voice will you f**k me,fred looked at her and said NO! rather angrily,but why she said please f**k me, don,t you find me sexy, NO i don,t and you are pissin me off he said, she asked once again and fred gave in alright he said but let,s go somewhere else so he started pushing her down the pier and dumped her into the water and said ok bitic* now you,re fuc**d!

[Jusagirl]

That's mean im sorry. I didnt laugh