Need to painlessly poison and kill my neighbor's dogs?

Are all apologists for nuisance barking really illiterate? Is there not one person who can put forward a proper argument which explains why it's acceptable for a human's quality of life, and ultimately health, to be ruined by constant, debilitating and, above all, avoidable noise pollution simply to spare an animal? All we've seen here are profane rants written in execrable English (those for whom English is a second language obviously have an excuse for the latter) which for all their anger say nothing at all.

Perhaps these people have been driven stupid by their beloved dogs' barking, or perhaps they were just stupid to begin with. I favour the second view.

Just shoot them while on your property. I love all animals, but if they are attacking animals on your property you have every right to defend them and your property. Also goes for any tree hugger that trespasses.

kill em with natural foods like grapes, raisins ,chocolate, ibuprofen, and BAM! those mutts are done ! trust me i done it two time ,the only problem is they keep getting new dogs ,

I would love to know the answer. I live in Barcelona Spain and dogs make normal peoples life hell. I would rather be on a farm. Not only is there pee pee and poo poo everywhere, but people leave their dogs on their balconies and go to work. The noise is incredible. Basically wherever you are you are listening to dogs, all day all night. So I am going to try some of the methods listed here. Thanks

you sick sick fuck! how dare you think of poisoning those poor dogs, you bloody filthy disgrace. try to deal with them in a humane way like talking to the neighbor. and you are only concerned abt ur own mom huh, asshole? what abt your neighbor? gosh ppl like you should be sent to hell just for living and sullying the name of humans. go take a hike yu stupid fuck and hope you drown in a lake

It may sound sick but you have never obviously experienced a pit bull ripping your pet to shreds. The pit I'm talking about has already killed 6 other animals. Owners won't do anything about it. It's time to take matters into your own hands.

Wait till late at night, pour gasoline over the dog and throw a burning ball of newspaper at it. The sound of the gas catching will be one "woof" you'll be happy to hear!

How many pills (400 mg) of ibuprofen kills dog (weight ~ 90 lb.) ?

sickos

you ppl are all sick in the head you talk about killing these poor animal like its a every day thing. far out its not the animals fault have a look at the owner maybe they havent done what is needed for there pet. If a child behaviour like one of these animal woudl you feed it anitfreeze or rat poison etc... no you would blame the parents....

Unregistered said:

you ppl are all sick in the head you talk about killing these poor animal like its a every day thing. far out its not the animals fault have a look at the owner maybe they havent done what is needed for there pet. If a child behaviour like one of these animal woudl you feed it anitfreeze or rat poison etc... no you would blame the parents....

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I'm probably wasting my time responding to this as the point's been made very well in precious posts, but here goes.

1. A constantly barking dog that can be heard in someone else's home is not just a minor annoyance. It is noise pollution in the same way as inconsiderate use of stereos or power tools is noise pollution. Every individual has the right not to have to suffer from it.

2. Unlike loud music and drilling, constant barking is unpredictable. You know you'll get quiet once the construction workers have gone home. With a dog, you can't relax even in the quiet periods because you never know when the dog's going to start again. This causes high stress levels, severe sleep deprivation and high blood pressure. These all lead to a deterioration of health.

3. In an ideal world, noise pollution from dogs would be dealt with in the same efficient way as other forms of noise pollution. In some places this happens. In most it does not. The police are usually not interested, environmental health (or the equivalent) take forever to do anything if indeed they act at all, and unless you've got money to throw away, going to court is an expensive gamble.

4. Complain to the owner, the dog-lovers bleat. Yeah, right. Many people have dogs and we never hear them. That's because they are decent, considerate people. The people who let their dogs annoy others don't care about others and almost always will get defensive or hostile when the problem is mentioned to them.

5. The victim of barking has four legal options: (a) Put up with it. Sometimes you get lucky and the dog will die or the owner will move. Or maybe the owner will get rid of the dog. More likely as not though you will have years of constant noise intrusion ahead of you. (b) Wear earplugs or headphones when you want quiet in your house. Yes, there is always some moron who suggests this on discussions like these. Why should anyone have to wear earplugs in their own home? (c) Spend lots of money on ultrasonic devices that have a very poor record of success. (d) Move. OK if you're living in temporary rented accommodation, but what if you've invested a lot of time and money in buying your own home? You probably wouldn't be able to sell it anyway if the barking is really bad.

6. So we're left with the only practical option: Kill the dog. Sure, anyone who gets pleasure out of doing this beyond enjoying the subsequent quiet really is sick and probably needs help. It is not a nice thing to do and so sane person would suggest otherwise. It is simply THE ONLY PRACTICAL MEASURE that many people can take to get back to leading a normal life.

That's enough - as I say, I've probably wasted my time and for all I know I'm replying to a troll. These do points need to be made from time to time, though, and I simply have two closing words to those dog-lovers who think that a dog's life is more important than a person’s:

GROW UP.

I missed out one important point in my above post (#510).

"If you'll kill a dog, I suppose you'd kill a child, wouldn't you?" I'm sure that saying this makes the dog-lovers feel very pleased with themselves, thinking that they've won the argument hands down. But...no they haven’t. The answer to that question is quite simply:

NO.

A child is a human being. Killing a child is murder. No matter how much of a nuisance the child is making of itself, any person who thinks of killing a child needs psychiatric help yesterday.

A dog is an animal. Many dogs are very nice and good companions to their owners. A constantly barking dog, on the other hand, is a source of noise pollution. It would be wonderful if every country had laws which dealt effectively with barking dogs, but as I stated above, most do not. Therefore it is a simple choice between the dog's needs and the human's. No contest.

Anyone who asks this stupid question is basically suggesting that a dog's life is as important as a child's, and beneath contempt.

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This one guy above me is right on the money. It's noise pollution. I can tell you it is not very enjoyable to live in an apartement which is constantly polluted with dog noise. Every day the same terror.
Talking to the owner made it a little better but sometimes i have a feeling they let the dog bark for their entertainment just to make me suffer more.
The best argument was: "Its just a dog, it makes noise, deal with it". They just dont give a shit. The property management doesn't give a shit either. They just don't care.
So you are swallowing your anger every day, and you feel helpless because you cannot do shit. Going to court is very expensive and i don't want to waste one single cent on these people.
This permanent pollution makes you totally insane, angry, and you cannot enjoy your appartement for which you pay good money. Or do you think sleeping with slilicone earplugs and putting on music the whole to day is a pleasure?
To be honest i thought about killing the dog but its not worth it because it will backfire. Because they know i don't like the dog so i have a strong motive.
The only solution is to move away and pray that the noise stops.
I hope to get enough money to move until next summer, because in summer the balcony doors are open and the noise is even louder. I feel raped and abused, and i don't know what to do. May god have mercy with their poor souls, i don't understand how reckless some people are. If i had a dog i would do anything to keep it quiet. Because i don't want to disturb any neighbour at all. This lack of empathy makes me sick.
;(

i know this is an old post...but dogs in a pack that attack animals will end up hurting a child if given the chance. i know from experience.. good dogs live, bad agrressive dogs should be killed!

Ive heard potassium cyanide is the thing to use. Its takes little and will kill em forsure. Get the stuff from a jeweler to "restore a gold ring"

I hate dogs too its ok- Id poison them too if they killed my beloved kitty

I hope the dogs next door die and you dont get in trouble. Best of luck

Unregistered said:

you sick sick fuck! how dare you think of poisoning those poor dogs, you bloody filthy disgrace. try to deal with them in a humane way like talking to the neighbor. and you are only concerned abt ur own mom huh, asshole? what abt your neighbor? gosh ppl like you should be sent to hell just for living and sullying the name of humans. go take a hike yu stupid fuck and hope you drown in a lake

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i have the feeling that THAT neighbour is exatclty 'humane'' like yourself...drown in a lake?and you are humane?you hate human you love dogs i say. maybe you make sex with them too...
i think that you are a pervert or sick not the other guy..

Unregistered said:

*sigh*
This one guy above me is right on the money. It's noise pollution. I can tell you it is not very enjoyable to live in an apartement which is constantly polluted with dog noise. Every day the same terror.
Talking to the owner made it a little better but sometimes i have a feeling they let the dog bark for their entertainment just to make me suffer more.
The best argument was: "Its just a dog, it makes noise, deal with it". They just dont give a shit. The property management doesn't give a shit either. They just don't care.
So you are swallowing your anger every day, and you feel helpless because you cannot do shit. Going to court is very expensive and i don't want to waste one single cent on these people.
This permanent pollution makes you totally insane, angry, and you cannot enjoy your appartement for which you pay good money. Or do you think sleeping with slilicone earplugs and putting on music the whole to day is a pleasure?
To be honest i thought about killing the dog but its not worth it because it will backfire. Because they know i don't like the dog so i have a strong motive.
The only solution is to move away and pray that the noise stops.
I hope to get enough money to move until next summer, because in summer the balcony doors are open and the noise is even louder. I feel raped and abused, and i don't know what to do. May god have mercy with their poor souls, i don't understand how reckless some people are. If i had a dog i would do anything to keep it quiet. Because i don't want to disturb any neighbour at all. This lack of empathy makes me sick.
;(

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im in a worst psyhological condition. i want to shoot the neighbours not the dogs anymore....kill them, they made me a killer. my advice get out of there go somewhwre else with no disturbing creatures...

Unregistered said:

*sigh*
This one guy above me is right on the money. It's noise pollution. I can tell you it is not very enjoyable to live in an apartement which is constantly polluted with dog noise. Every day the same terror.
Talking to the owner made it a little better but sometimes i have a feeling they let the dog bark for their entertainment just to make me suffer more.
The best argument was: "Its just a dog, it makes noise, deal with it". They just dont give a shit. The property management doesn't give a shit either. They just don't care.
So you are swallowing your anger every day, and you feel helpless because you cannot do shit. Going to court is very expensive and i don't want to waste one single cent on these people.
This permanent pollution makes you totally insane, angry, and you cannot enjoy your appartement for which you pay good money. Or do you think sleeping with slilicone earplugs and putting on music the whole to day is a pleasure?
To be honest i thought about killing the dog but its not worth it because it will backfire. Because they know i don't like the dog so i have a strong motive.
The only solution is to move away and pray that the noise stops.
I hope to get enough money to move until next summer, because in summer the balcony doors are open and the noise is even louder. I feel raped and abused, and i don't know what to do. May god have mercy with their poor souls, i don't understand how reckless some people are. If i had a dog i would do anything to keep it quiet. Because i don't want to disturb any neighbour at all. This lack of empathy makes me sick.
;(

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Thanks for your support for my comments (#510, #511) and you have my every sympathy for the ordeal you are going through. I wish you the best of luck finding a new, QUIET place next summer. Perhaps fortune will favour you before then and the dog will snuff it of its own accord. In your situation you did exactly the right thing not killing the dog as you would indeed have been the prime suspect and could well have ended up in an even worse situation. I am glad you didn't.

I stand by my assertion that killing a nuisance dog is often regrettably the only practical course of action available to a victim of canine noise pollution, but even this desperate measure can be no-go. Most people do what seems like the decent thing and try to reach an amicable agreement with the neighbour; once they've done so and failed (as they almost always will) killing the dog is not a sensible option. It's an even less sensible option if the complaint has been made official. Basically, you can't do it if you've reacted in any way to the noise that's intruding into your home.

There's an old Stephen King short story about a guy who is given a word processor (these were the days before Microsoft gained dominion!) which has magical properties. By typing a few words, the hero is able to make things appear and disappear. I bet most victims of barking would pay top dollar for one of those! Or wouldn't it be nice if it were possible to make a device that emitted invisible rays which made the dog unable to bark for one reason or another?

But back in the real world, the problem of canine noise pollution still exists and won't go away until laws are changed (fat chance) which means that where circumstances allow, victims will have to commit an unpleasant and illegal, but understandable, act simply to get back a quality of life which is rightfully theirs.

(And in case anyone's interested, no, I haven't killed any dogs myself. I made a rather half-hearted attempt using chocolate and raisins to deal with a neighbour's serial yapper but with no success, and the problem resolved itself as the neighbour appears to have got rid of the dog himself. I guess I'm one of the lucky ones).

I have new idea. I would try to kill them by pills of caffeine. Pure caffeine is deadly toxic about 10 - 15, max. 20 grams. Mix it with meat and............ .

fuck off you wankers

Any dog, animal or person that causes annoyance should be terminated without hesitation, by whatever means required.