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... Trip had a laptop/tea related incident on Friday and has only just got back online. 3 days can feel like forever.

Luckily he had plenty of ladies to service on Saturday and that distracted...

...valentine date ...? ... 1 being 'I hate that f*cking 3rd person talking d*ck'

and 10 being 'If Trip was my valentine I'd turn up at his house pre-lubed'

... Trip is 'handling himself' right now in his office.

...£39.99 on a dozen roses ...? .... would you put out?

Trip's maths isn't great, but that would stand him in at £42.94, and that's cheaper than employing the services of a *professional'.

Yeah, but what about the eyebrows huh? Conveniently forget those when it suits you don't you?

Trip agrees with you.

*Looks up* No Anna, Poppy is right, honestly.

...? .... what is the first thing he notices when you drag him into your bedroom?

Pouty, and good. Probably 17.

.... that's how we roll at the tennis club.

... and a brief aside: Have you ever shoved your finger up your a-hole? Trip is asking for a friend. Honest.
Smith - Trip knows you said to say 'bum-hole', but it felt a bit childish. Yes, even more...

Trip thinks he'll just agree with you, cos he knows nothing of NFL, and you're pretty.

This may be the most touching night of Trip's life.

...not as well hung ....?
Grimey - Damn these cheap imitations. He looks good though right?!

Motor Pike.

RJ - You are the coolest multiple personailty disorder sufferer that Trip knows!

hear the stereo ....? .. it matters.

Wrong head people. Well, most of you anyway.

.... thighs or breasts?

... Trip has a big cut on his finger ..... and a new rash ... hmmm
Stargazer - Thats the kindest offer Trip's had all day ;-)
Koteczka - A blender

... 'Never ending stor...or ... ry ..... ah ah ah... ah ah ah... ah ah ah .....'
Nicky - You know Trip TOO well ;-)

.. that he hopes she either dies or goes blind so that she can't come to work anymore? .....

... without hurting her feelings.
Isabelia - You mean as in 'kill' her? .... great idea!!!

.. what's wrong with you do-good, bible-bashing, tee-totall-aholics!!!???!!!

.... any ideas on how to satisfy him? ....
Great isn't it Moop?

... know any good lubricants?

... if he can't find them soon he'll have to come up with an alternative form of exercise .....

... Trip doubts it.
Thanks Ghost - For the lesbians out there ... please read 'girlfriend'