What can I say instead of "single and ready to mingle" ?

[Justyna]

My friends and I always joke around about how we would be good with guys and stuff. And we always say, "Ohh Timmy, Kaitlyn is single and ready to mingle! Lol. What could I say to change it around a bit?!!?!? Please helppp!

 

[Hondaman]

Take me up the shitter

 

[Awesome]

Single as a pringle