The great hunting contest! (A Joke!)?

Ash'ariMaturidi

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A hunting competition was made between an American, a French, and a Bedouin hunter. They were to go out to the jungle with their rifles and revolvers for one day and then they had to return back with the animals they hunted. The one with the most hunted animals wins. So they returned back and were asked about what they hunted. The American said "I hunted 1 deer, 2 rabbits, and 3 warthogs." The Frenchman said "I came back with a large antelope, 2 warthogs, and one leopard that I'll skin for its fur!" Then came the Bedouin's turn "What did you hunt?" The refrees asked him "Ten nopleasia" was the Bedouin's reply. "What's this nopleasia?" the puzzled refrees asked him, so the Bedouin replied "Nopleasia is the plural of nopleasium and a nopleasium is the name that I gave for the human-like creatures that whenever I aimed my rifle at would cry "NO PLEASE! NO PLEASE!!!"
 
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