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    Lionel Messi?s son didn?t really enjoy taking part in Barcelona?s trophy presentation

    Barcelona were presented with the Primera Division title for the 22nd time in the club's history after their 2-1 win against Real Valladolid on Sunday. After the match, the players brought their families onto the pitch to join in the celebration, but one person who did not seem to enjoy it was...
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    Japanese jeweler selling gold replica of Leo Messi?s foot for $5.25 million

    Have an extra $5.25 million? In the market for a human foot made of gold? Well this is your lucky day, friend, because Japanese jeweler Ginza Tanaka is putting a 25-kilogram (55 lbs.) pure gold replica of Lionel Messi's left foot on sale at that, low, low price of $5.25 million (or 486,500,000...
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    Maradona reveals the positions his newborn son and Leo Messi?s baby will play for Arg

    Maradona has yet to meet his new son Diego Fernando, who was born last week, but he has already worked out where he will play in a future Argentine national team with Lionel Messi and Kun Aguero's sons. For the record, Messi's son, Thiago, is three months old and Aguerio's boy, who is Maradona's...
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    Bert Tiddle the latest to claim ownership of Messi?s scoring record

    My name is Bert Tiddle and you've never heard of me. I scored 123 goals while playing for Ipswich Town in 1985 and Alan Shearer still thinks he's better than me just because he can pretend he knows how to read. Alan Shearer is a numpty. So this Leonard Messi scores a few goals and all of the...
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    Napoli owner impressed by Leo Messi?s lack of tattoos, fails to realize Messi has tat

    Napoli owner Aurelio De Laurentiis is a strange man. We've already established this. He denounces his Italian citizenship and storms out of fixture draws before catching a ride on a stranger's scooter and he introduces new players to the press by putting them in lion masks. So it should come as...
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    Messi?s 73rd goal helps Barca to Copa del Rey

    In what will be remembered as Pep Guardiola's final match with Barcelona (for now) Lionel Messi sandwiched his astounding 73rd goal of the season inbetween two Pedro strikes, all within the first 25 minutes, to lead Barcelona to the Copa del Rey title over Athletic Bilbao. Messi's right-footed...
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