People who point to their watch when they ask me what time it is.
DO I POINT TO MY CROTCH WHEN I ASK WHERE THE BATHROOM IS? NO!!!!!!"
Lazy Fat lethargic, devoid of an existance people.
Those people you see, you know the ones. the ones you expect to see in a carnival show or in a bowling...
It took me a minute to understand the rules, then I got tired of the stupid animations of those abusive parents so I quit. When I came back it only took me like 3 minutes.
Then it was Tae Bo?
We once rented space at a dance studio. Our kali class was sandwich between Street dance and the owners professional troupe of dancers. So it was fun hanging around before class to watch them dance. It was unnerving to have the dancers watch us fight. It was nice to cool...
yeah. i caught a fart in a tennis ball jug and let someone smell it and they almost puked
second one is i had just finished sex with my ex and we were lying there naked on the bed and i hear "bbrrrrrtttt!!!" i couldnt stop laughing
My knowledge of firearms is kind of limited but I think the springs in the magazine push the bullet into the chamber when the slide is back and force the slide forward
Recently I have invented the chocolate apple cake and the fruit scone with melted cheese topping. Chocolate apple cake didn't taste so good confirming my theory fruit and chocolate should never be mixed with the exception of raisins and sultanas. Cheese on scones is damn yummy though!
Any body...
Calling people "retards" or "retarded"
Totally agree, and it's something I never say.
I also don't like how people say "that's gay" to mean something is stupid or undesirable.
3/10 Is that a bat? if so.. sorry, but I dont like blind bats (uh.. wait..)
4/10 Biceps might not add power to your punch, but they help in retracting em faster and you can pull a mean fast one (whaaat? no I didn't get that either). Intelligent people won't necesarily require ambition, but...