My husband felt very strongly about the environment and also may have been a bi-polar manic depressive, but was not diagnosed as he refused to see a doctor.
He got baptised in his 20's in the UK. (Congregation no.1) Then he went off and disassociated himself and got involved in protests for...
It was laying limp in my hand. It was very long, kind of thin. I
slid it between my fingers until I got to the end of it. I was
turning it on. It became firm in my hands, and the end was
wet. Then it got very hard and began gushing out of the tip.
Then I took the garden hose and watered...
A few months after his parents were divorced, Little Johnny passed by his mom's bedroom and saw her rubbing her body and moaning, "I need a man, I need a man!"
Over the next couple of months, he saw her doing this several times.
One day, he came home from school and heard her moaning. When he...
The sky was dark
The moon was high
We were alone
Just she and I
Her hair was brown
Her eyes were too
I knew just what
She wanted to do
So with my courage
I did my best
And placed my hand
Upon her breast
I trembled and shook
And felt her heart
Slowly she spread
Her legs apart
I...
After a Christmas break, a teacher asked her young pupils how they spent their holidays. One small boy wrote the following:
We always used to spend Christmas with Grandpa and Grandma. They used to live here in a big brick home, but Grandpa got retarded and they moved to Florida. Now they live...
It was getting a little crowded in Heaven, so God decided to change
the law was that to get into Heaven, you had to have a really bad day the day you died. So the next day at 12:01 the first person came to the gates of Heaven.
The angel at the gate promptly told the man, "Before I can let you...
dogs diary-
8:00 am-dog food my favorite thing
9:30 am-a car ride my favorite thing
9:40 am-a walk in the park my favorite thing
10:30 am-got rubbed and petted my favorite thing
12:00 pm-milk bones my favorite thing
1:00 pm-played in the yard my favorite thing
3:00 pm-wagged my tail my favorite...