Ever since the lighter weight classes were incorporated into the UFC, I've been noticing much more TKD background fighters or TKD techniques. I think this makes sense considering TKD requires a lot of speed to work most of the time.
Benson Henderson and Anthony Pettis both have Taekwondo...
Does anyone know what it would take for me to be able to cut a round hole into a small glass dish and a tea saucer? I just need to know what tools I would need, etc. Any help would be appreciated!! :) (It's for a project)
The check engine light came on and I had the car scanned and it found error code P0353. I'm going to replace the faulty ignition coil but I don't know where ignition coil C is located and my Internet searches have been unsuccessful. Thank you in advance.
Hi,
I just moved to LA from NY. I am planning to meet up with about 16 friends to go out in West Hollywood to a bar or lounge for my birthday. I want to go somewhere down-tempo enough that we can all get in and sit together, but not a dive. I don't know if I have to make reservations or...
Hi, I recently moved to LA from NY and am planning my birthday party. I am trying to have a rather large party of ~15+ guests to all hang out at a hip West Hollywood bar or lounge, but somewhere where all 15 people can get in (and preferably all be able to hear each other, etc.). Can anyone...
Bad: You can't find your vibrator.
Worse: Your daughter "borrowed" it.
Bad: You find a porn movie in your son's room.
Worse: You're in it.
Bad: Your children are sex**lly active.
Worse: With each other.
Bad: Your son's involved in Satanism.
Worse: As a sacrafice.
Bad: Your wife wants a...
Old h*rny woman
A little old lady, well into her eighties, slowly enters the front door of a sex shop. Obviously very unstable on her feet, she wobbles the few feet across the store to the counter.
Finally arriving at the counter and grabbing it for support, stuttering she asks the sales...
How about a little time sharing?
Would you like to try a manual entry?
My response time is shorter than an ELF.
I run on AC or DC.
I'll trade you my software for your hardware.
I'm a member of Aslib.
Want to try my back-up equipment?
How about a digital search?
Boot my system.
I need my cards...
Headache remedy
A husband emerged from the bathroom n*ked and was climbing into bed when his wife complained, as usual, "I have a headache."
"Perfect," her husband said. "I was just in the bathroom powdering my p**is with aspirin. You can take it or**ly, or as a supp**itory, it's up to you."
Little Boy and Little Girl
A little boy and girl were playing doctor.
The little boy boldly pulled off his shirt and pointed to his nipples."I've got two of these," he said. "How about you?"The little girl opened her blouse and showed him her nipples. So the boy pointed to his belly...
At an art exhibition two women were staring at a painting entitled, "Home for Lunch".
The painting was of three very naked, and very black men, sitting on a park bench. What was unusual was that the men on both ends of the bench had black p*nises, but the man in the middle had a very pink...
Hi my friend just bought the new T-Mobile G1 and i sent him a ringtone through a text message and he recieved it but doesn't know how to store it on his phone. He says there isn't an option to store or save the file. Does anyone know how? Thank you.
can anyone answer this why
am i getting so many violations when all i want to do is make people laugh and be happy
if people here do not like my jokes do not answer end of
leave it up to those that do
why violate just because you do not like joke ?
A woman goes into a restaurant in a small southern town out in the country. She orders the fried chicken and starts to eat. Eating too fast, she chokes on a chicken bone.
Well, these two country boys in the next booth notice she is choking, and they get up and go over to help her. The first...
Why Men Can Not Win
If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.
If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your butt and find...
Police Emergency
This is the true story of George Phillips of Meridian, Mississippi, who was going to bed when his wife told him that he'd left the light on in the shed. George opened the door to go turn off the light but saw there were people in the shed in the process of stealing things...
I am a trip hop artist named Strophic currently looking to collab with other artist i'm from philly. My music page is myspace.com/triphoplives i'm a beginner at professionally producing but my ears are near perfection in catching good sounds.