Recent content by MissElSalvador

Just Maxin' and Relaxin'.

20% to 80%. They all look good in that range.

shyrone.

Edward Cullen: Not sexy since 1901 Jacob, on the other hand...WOW! edit: I am not some obsessed little fangirl, I just appreciate beauty in the male form *coughIamapervertcough*

One of my back muscles is annoying the wretched freaking diarrhea out of me. One of the muscle inserts on my spine is fasciculated into hard ridges, is tight and inflexible, and no amount of SMR has fully cured the sodding little [redacted].

Oxymoron alert?

bahahaha 5'10

i saw a pigeon in the same condition as that eagle before, but it was cuz it harpooned into the store window (i was at work).

i wish i had these when i was a kid

Fat pig, nay sir, just a chunky monkey! That's a good size. Where I used to live a guy had two English bull terriers, they were huge, both tall and very well built.

rape u without asking

I lul'd hard at that.

ill join, girlfriend is driving 11 hours tuesday to come visit. think i can make it that long

You skeptics slay me. I proved the Yeti existed years ago when I took this picture. And for the record they sneak down from the mountains late at night and feed on ceolacanth fish.

GTA4, cuz you can be a BAMF in a more realistic way than on the internets. Sniper rifle or shotgun?