'Had to share it with you guys and see what you think about it.You might have heard it before but its sure hell still funny whenever you hear it again!
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=J5z4Vs26-TI&feature=related
A man went into a pharmacy and asked to talk to a male pharmacist. The woman he was talking to said that she was the pharmacist and that she and her sister owned the store, so there were no males employed there. She then asked if there was something she could help the gentleman with. The man...
and be safe all! ;)? Billy
One day, Billy's dog Buddy died. He went to his father
and said, Dad, why are Buddy's legs like that in the air?
His dad replied, "It is so the angels can take him to heaven
easier." Well, one day after work, Billy runs to his Dad
and says, "Daddy, something...
Two priests are off to the showers late one night. They undress and
step into the showers before they realize there is no soap.
Father John says he has soap in his room and goes to get it, not
bothering to dress. He grabs two bars of soap, one in each hand ,
and heads
back to the showers. He is...
This recovering alcoholic is down town to pick up his income tax return. He passes by a bar and turns to go inside. He stops and thinks to himself "If I go in here and get drunk, my wife will leave me". He makes a promise to himself to only have a couple beers and then leave. Well he goes in and...
A man placed some flowers on the grave of his dearly departed mother and started back toward his car when his attention was diverted to another man kneeling at a grave.
The man seemed to be praying with profound intensity and kept repeating, "Why did you have to die? Why did you have to die...