TheÂ*unconfirmed rumor,
explained hereÂ*and originating from Page Six, claims that there’s a you-know-what tape of
Tom Brady and
Gisele Bundchen.
It. Gets. Better.
The alleged documentary evidence isn’t just of the
New England Patriots QB getting um, a close-up of his chick’s—we’re guessing here—Brazilian bikini wax in aÂ*snoozerÂ*locale like a bedroom.
No. Apparently, and we’re holding a container of Morton’s salt as we report this, the happy couple got busy in a wine cellar . . . in a restaurant. (Please keep your filthy “popping the cork” references to yourself). Hooray for well-placed security tapes!
Caption: Are Tom and Gisele hiding from the guy in charge ofÂ*the security tapes for that restaurant?
Our first thought was “Yeah, right. WeÂ*should be so lucky. The Blog Deities are never quite
that generous with the foddah.”
Our second thought wasÂ*”How can we get our hands on this before it hits YouTube?”
Our third thought was . . . you know, probably not something we should post on a PG-13 blog. Never mind.
P.S. KudosÂ*to devoted reader Pat for helping out the blog foddah cause!
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