You know, that fake fog just makes it hard to see sometimes. When it's hard to see, you can easily lose your footing. And when you lose your footing in the midst of a group of football players, it can be very dangerous.
Thankfully, this Marshall student manager didn't get trampled by the team when they exited the fake fog before Saturday's game against Southern Miss. But boy, he got really lucky because after tripping once, he tripped again getting to his feet. Dancing with fate once is bad enough. Twice? Keep your head on a swivel on the sidelines today, kid. Your luck might have been used up.
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