All the stuff being covered outside the unfriendly confines of the award-winning Dirty Tackle...

Neymar was recently in Rio to judge a freestyling competition won by Frenchman Sean Arnaud Garnier. After the competition, the two went one on one and Garnier ended fooling Neymar with a move resulted in the ball being in his shirt and Neymar unable to find it. [YouTube]

PSG already ordered a bunch of Davey Becks shirts just in case they sign him. [KCKRS]

Sarah Brandner. [Kickette]

Why Andrea Pirlo is the most important player of his generation. [ESPN]

In case you were wondering, the Daily Mail is still awful. [The Score]

The Rooney Rule: Andrew Palmer's story. [Think Football]

The amazing story of La Liga leading Levante. [Sports Illustrated]


Price drop on Manchester United. [BtFM]

Everyone suddenly a lip-reading expert. [NewsThump]

I like this version of the Balotelli shirt a lot more. [Studs Up]