We've all seen infomercial fails. You know, the late night videos that advertise a new product for the low cost of $19.99 plus shipping and handling?
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They all start the same. Some narrator says "has this ever happened to you," and then some ridiculous scenario takes place on screen. Usually it's something like a bunch of pots and pans falling out of a cupboard or a grocery bag ripping and spilling its contents all over the floor. The commercials make these problems out to be normal, everyday occurrences, even though they are extremely rare.
They can, however, happen in real life as this young Angels fan learned Tuesday.

*Let's try and break this video down into an infomercial.
EXT. BALLPARK - DAYTIME
A young child sits in a baseball seat about to enjoy his hot dog.*
* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *NARRATOR
Everyone enjoys having a hot dog at a ballgame, but sometimes keeping the meat in the bun can be a real hassle. Has this ever happened to you?
Screen fades from color to black and white and a wacky sound effect plays as the hot dog falls from the child's bun.
* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *NARRATOR * * * * * * * *
Slippery hot dogs are no longer an issue with the brand new "Hot Dog Claw Grabber™." The "Hot Dog Claw Grabber™" is ergonomically designed in order to give you the most comfortable hot dog eating experience of your life. For the low cost of $79.99, plus shipping and han ... wait a minute ... he just picked up the hot dog and continued eating it. He ... he doesn't need the "Hot Dog Claw Grabber.™" He beat the system. What do we do? Are we already out of business? I have a family ...
Audio cuts out and screen fades to black.
END SCENE
There you have it. That's the story of how a young child refusing to be defeating by a slippery hot dog took down a possible multi-million dollar product. We salute you, buddy. You were nearly in infomercial hell, but you clawed your way out of the depths.

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The world needs more visionaries like this young fan.
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