"Coxswain" and "nipples" aren't words you often hear in NASCAR press conferences, and yet Carl Edwards curiously dropped them into his discussion about the techniques of racing at Martinsville. Has somebody been dusting off the ol' thesaurus? Playing Words With Friends? No, as it turns out, Edwards won a $10 bet with his brother by sneaking those words into his press conference.

Well done, Carl. Next week, sneak in "fulminate" and "stanky." A cool $20 if you can work in "antidisestablishmentarianism."