one of the lamest I've heard is
"Your dad must be a baker"
"why?"
"Who made those fine soft buns?"
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one of the lamest I've heard is
"Your dad must be a baker"
"why?"
"Who made those fine soft buns?"
''Can I get a picture with you so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?''
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I love the classic, "You come here often?"
have you tripped over a tree before? how about a root?
Classic
"hey come here" *with the motion of a finger telling the chick to come to you*
Girl comes over.
"If I made you come with a finger, imagine what I would do with my hand?"
i'm glad i have my library card 'cause i am checking you out!
HAHA! dumb...
"Are you from Tennessee because you're the only ten I see."
are you jamacian? cause your ja making me crazy
"You see my friend over there? Yeah they wanna know if you think Im cute"
or
"If your where on the McDonalds menu, you'd be a McGorgeous"
or a Pon and Zi one, "If I cant hear your heart beat, youre too far away"
-Some of my faves
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