Hi I need help with a rip off off jingle bells. It is for fun and me and my friends want to see who can get the best one. Any ideas are welcome! (Try not to make it too rude)
Also it must use our school (PV) and two others (HH and Strand)

eg.
Jingle Bells, HH smells, PS so does strand
They all lose because we know PV's best in the land

Running down the track,
Strand is at the back.....


etc.

Thank you!