Oh Lord, won’t you buy me a Mercedes Benz?

In plain canadiana, I drive a shtt box but have no car payments. My friends drive late models and are car payment slaves. I don't envy them.
 
i dunno . . . . .wait . . . Dialing for Dollars is tryin' to find me . . . .I'll be right back.
 
Christianity doesnt work like that. What you should do is steel the mercedes benz and then ask god for forgiveness. works for me
 
I don't believe it's on Gods Priority list to get you a Benz, sorry i'm sure He has better things to take care.

"It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle, than for a rich man to enter into the kingdom of God." (Matthew 19:24)

ALSO I agree with Theone78; all treasures will be yours after the rapture! Well if the Anti-Christ allows you to have it, that is!
 
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