Oh Lord, won’t you buy me a Mercedes Benz?

**pinky** · 02-22-2009, 01:15 AM

I drive a hoopty. All the neighborhood kids point and laugh.

**LHOOQ** · 02-22-2009, 01:15 AM

My friends all drive Porsches, I must make amends.

**HisHighnessXerxes** · 02-22-2009, 01:15 AM

Your freinds worked hard & the Lord blessed them for their hardwork.

**Lukusmcain//** · 02-22-2009, 01:15 AM

In plain canadiana, I drive a shtt box but have no car payments. My friends drive late models and are car payment slaves. I don't envy them.

**curious115** · 02-22-2009, 01:15 AM

Oh Lord give me another Janice Joplin

**fdrc** · 02-22-2009, 01:16 AM

i dunno . . . . .wait . . . Dialing for Dollars is tryin' to find me . . . .I'll be right back.

**theone78** · 02-22-2009, 01:16 AM

Dude -- when the rapture comes.. it's yours

**Chickymmmmmm** · 02-22-2009, 01:16 AM

He gave me a mini-van.

I'm learning to live with it.

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**max** · 02-22-2009, 01:17 AM

Christianity doesnt work like that. What you should do is steel the mercedes benz and then ask god for forgiveness. works for me

**batgirl2good** · 02-22-2009, 01:17 AM

The kiddies are out of school. It's Saturday.

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