Complain-a-thon... can you top the week I've been having?

[[eTe]]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UtlaTNI1TaU

[Elizabethm]

I missed Valentine's day and will miss my birthday because I am sick, I can't even talk to people on the phone because laryngitis made me lose my voice... PLEASE give me something to smile about or laugh at or even a piece of birthday advice. I'm feeling a little down. If you need to, share your woes and triumphs too.

[summer]

Well happy birthday. First of all and I hope you get better soon. I personally think valentine's day is overrated so nothing to miss there, and maybe you can celebrate you birthday when your feeling better. I've had some really crappy birthdays for the last I don't know how many yrs. I guess be grateful for what you have and your healthy and alive. I only say that Cause I get really depressed about little things and then I hear of something bad on the news or wherever and I just think gosh that could be me. But anyway celebrate when you can

[jinarmf]

Well, my husband and I didn't get to spend Valentines day together because HE'S IN HONDURAS. And im in the US. He's also accompanied by my two children. I won't get to see them for a year because my husband has to wait for his visa. I can't go live over there because we have no money and I have to support me here, and them over there as well because it is too hard to make money over there. You can't make enough. So, yeah. Feel lucky you are only sick. I had to come back because I almost died from dysentery. Fun stuff.

[xxHxC_CHICKKxx]

grandma got diagnosed with cancer

i got blamed 3 times for stuff i didn't do


i couldnt go to the movies with my boyfriend
because my mom wouldnt let me
*IT WAS VALENTINES DAY*

my boyfriends bestfriend is falling for
me and now they are in a huge fight
over me

my house cought on fire last night

my best girl friend and my best boy friend
were dating but they broke up and they
wanted me to choose a side and i refused
so now they both hate me

i fell up the stairs this morning and twisted
my ankle

[KrazyK]

watch this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4D0555EtAZ4

[MajorEyeswater]

Nope, you win. My week was mundane compared to yours.

Where do kings keep their armies? In their sleevies.
Why did the booger cross the road? Because he was being picked on.
Why don't anteaters get sick? Because they're full of anty-bodies!
What did the digital watch say to his mom? "Look mom no hands."
Did you hear about the cat who swallowed a ball of yarn? She had mittens!

Happy birthday sweetie. You will get better soon and all this will be a distant memory, including my corny jokes.

[clayp]

I broke my ankle and i am out for baseball season...I slipped on a baseball at practice....Nothing funny but im down in the dumps...also I missed my V-tines date because i was getting my ankle checked out....bummer

[furbayy]

My cat was trying to use our toilet. It was funny.
Cheer up! Happy birthday.

[themusicgirl95]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hDKI1nUltPQ
I do not know if this song you will like, but I hope you feel better.