funniest jingle bells remix?

write your favorite jingle bells remix here ill give 10 points to who i think is funniest


here is mine

*to the tune of jingle bells*

dashing through the snow on a broken pair of skis over the hills i go smashing into trees i think i may be dead the snow is turning red and now im in the hospital with stiches in my head
ohhhhh
(chours)
barbie doll barbie doll tried to save my life but gi joe and the eskmo stabbed her with a knife
oh
(chours)