What's your best/favorite pick-up line?

[mel_l]

Do you know where the crapper is? I have to go drop some timber.
-House Bunny

Are you a waiter? Cuz I want a sandwich.

-a person with ADD

[HappyValentine'sDayt]

Have you ever used it and has it worked?

[ESCAPEDFROMTHEZOO]

my bf said one morning: how do you want your eggs.... FERTILIZED??????

[Mel]

you look familiar, have we met before?

that's my pick up line, but someone else tried using it on me once and i was like "no."

[TheStupidLamb<3]

Hahaa mines is::

Is it hot in here..
or is it just you <3

Hehe.....XP

[AustinM]

Bwahahahahahah! Once I heard a guy say "I'm like a rubix cube! The more you play with me the harder I get!!!" and "Brr...My hands are cold, may I warm them on your breasts?"

lolz

[itsmegan_xo]

"hey babe, i'm like chocolate pudding..
i look like shiit, but taste greaaaat "

[davishe1di]

I got my library card, and I'm checking you out.

Is that a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants.

Do you think guys think with their dicks? (yes.)
Then would you blow my mind?

[markechamp101]

the human body has a total of 206 bones. how would like to hab one more inserted in

haha kinda pedo...:|
but i gotta chuckle

nah didnt work haah

[pariscapulet]

God saw fit to give me seven toes on my foot. Y a wanna go out back and see? There're really cute, and on top. For you No Charge at all. I usually charge a dime.