What Are Good Pick Up Lines?

[ZEUSstilllovesyou]

lol
even thoug im the last guy to try to pick up a chick, what do you say when trying
BRITNEY ARE YOU FROM CAMBELLS
OH IM NOT GAY

IM JUST REALLY SHY

[ABBABABE]

You don't need to say anything, if you like someone, they can tell by the way they look into your eyes. You can tell the same way back.

Best not to try to be clever, asking them out straight up is better than prolonging the agony of their reply. Straightforwardness is better than pretending to be cool.

[McLovin]

hey...want me to cum on your face?

[Aquat]

I don't use pick up lines but I think this one is kinda funny..
how do you like your eggs in the morning, scrambled or fertilized?

lol

[Taylor]

im a girll.. but ive heard?!

-"do you like pokemon?"
--"suree[yes, no, whatever :P]"
-"cause i wanna pikachu XD"

and on this one you touch their shoulder closest to you and say
-if you were a pirate would you wear your parrot on this shoulder

then you put your arm around her and say
-or this shoulder :P



aww xP
those are golden, eh?

[Helloaladies]

Hey I lost my number, can I have yours?

[mIloveEazyetRIPtm]

girl i am so tired because you've been running through my mind all day!

♥

[arceusmen]

"Hey babe what's up?!"


help please...
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[Valeriee]

i got the whole dictionary on my dick, you want me to put some words inyour mouth!?

are you a virgin? no? prove it!

if i flip a coin, whats the chances of me getting head

[BendingMachine]

"how much does a polar bear weigh?"

"i dunno"

"enough to break the ice, hi im (insert name)"