What Are Good Pick Up Lines?

• Feb 14, 2009

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ZEUSstilllovesyou

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lol
even thoug im the last guy to try to pick up a chick, what do you say when trying
BRITNEY ARE YOU FROM CAMBELLS
OH IM NOT GAY

IM JUST REALLY SHY

 

• Feb 14, 2009

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ABBABABE

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You don't need to say anything, if you like someone, they can tell by the way they look into your eyes. You can tell the same way back.

Best not to try to be clever, asking them out straight up is better than prolonging the agony of their reply. Straightforwardness is better than pretending to be cool.

 

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McLovin

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hey...want me to cum on your face?

 

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Aquat

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I don't use pick up lines but I think this one is kinda funny..
how do you like your eggs in the morning, scrambled or fertilized?
lol

 

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im a girll.. but ive heard?!

-"do you like pokemon?"
--"suree[yes, no, whatever ]"
-"cause i wanna pikachu XD"

and on this one you touch their shoulder closest to you and say
-if you were a pirate would you wear your parrot on this shoulder

then you put your arm around her and say
-or this shoulder



aww xP
those are golden, eh?

 

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Helloaladies

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Hey I lost my number, can I have yours?

 

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mIloveEazyetRIPtm

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girl i am so tired because you've been running through my mind all day!

♥

 

• Feb 14, 2009

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arceusmen

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"Hey babe what's up?!"


help please...
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AvBnW1i._Uev7YO9hINjVQfsy6IX;_ylv=3?qid=20090214184412AAVzve5

 

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Valeriee1

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i got the whole dictionary on my dick, you want me to put some words inyour mouth!?

are you a virgin? no? prove it!

if i flip a coin, whats the chances of me getting head

 

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BendingMachine

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"how much does a polar bear weigh?"

"i dunno"

"enough to break the ice, hi im (insert name)"

 

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blackxtutu

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If I said you had a nice body, would you hold it against me?

 

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wanna play fetch? get down on all fours, and i'll throw you my bone

 

• Feb 14, 2009

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TeddyJ

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Do you have a band-aid? Cause i just scarped my knee falling for you.

If you were a hamburger at McDonald then you'd be a McGorgeous

If you were a booger i would pick you first.

 

• Feb 14, 2009

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are you a mine? cause you can blow me up.

sup? you wanna go see the back of my caddy?

this one never fails " i dont have any pick up lines execpt for teh tenn i see one. but i bet you dont wanna hear that one a tenth time."

 

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My magic watch says that you don't have on any underwear. (She says yes I do) Damn! it must be 15 minutes fast

 

• Feb 14, 2009

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are you from cambells because your mhh mhh good. lol you can try it on me! lol thanxs my cousin thought of that and your a good guy you will go far in life if you use that line