Why is my cat insisting Valentine's Day is a corporate conspiracy designed to...

[Kenny]

...deceive the masses? He also keeps calling things part of the bourgeoisie

[Macy]

It would appear that your cat is far more perceptive than the millions of people who will spend good money just to try and prove their undying love for their wives, gfs etc., and making the fat cats richer in the process.

[jerryb]

Because it is obviously a smart kitty.

[wickedstepmother]

Because someone forgot to buy Kitty a card and flowers.

[Macy]

It would appear that your cat is far more perceptive than the millions of people who will spend good money just to try and prove their undying love for their wives, gfs etc., and making the fat cats richer in the process.

[wickedstepmother]

Because someone forgot to buy Kitty a card and flowers.