! Pick Up Lines! Whats Your Favorite !???!!?

[danir]

yes i know they dont work, but its soo funny to hear them !

[smilieface]

i think they can b a bit cute if its a shy guy sayin it. um o! heres one:
*holds out hand* hey would you mind holding onto while i got for a walk?

[LiveeLoveeLaughe]

Don't be scared if a fat guy comes and captures you, I asked for you for Christmas.

Someone tried that on me.
After he broke out laughing, we became really good friends.
xD

[kentuckylemon]

girl, your hotter than a goat in a pepper patch

[Jessieeex]

haha well one of my best friends is known for her amazing eyes and i went up to her the other day and went "LAURA you owe me £2000"
"why??"
"for my laser eye surgery cos your eyes just blinded me!"

haha i was pretty proud of myself even if i do say so myself!!

another one..this one i heared on a show is "excuse me do u have a map cos i just got lost in your eyes"

[myowncmp]

this aint no library but im still checkin you out!!!


hey can i have ur picture? so i can show santa what i want for christmas

did u fart? cas u blew me away!

hey! you look farmiliar! wait u look like my next girlfriend!

hey im gonna go make-out wanna join me?

girl u betta have ur lisence cas ur driving me crazy!

apart from being sexy what else do u do for a living?

are u a parking ticket? cas i got FINE written all over you

are u sunburned or are u always this hot?

hahahaha! hope this helped

[MellowFellow]

Are those space pants???

Cuz that azz is outta this world....

[Smilefever22]

are you a fart? cuz you just blew me away
are you from Tennessee? cuz your the only 10 i see
Are you a broom? cuz you just swept me off my feet!

lol hope i helped!?

[Friendoftheanimalworld]

"I like that junk in your trunk baby"

A not so pick up line but funny
"she's built for comfort not speed."

[stavrohome1]

this is a good one:


are you a bird watcher 'cause u got yourself a nice pair of hooters