Can any Republican name a foreign country which meets their specifications?

I mean if America is so hopelessly dysfunctional, which it may be, where else would you rather live if not here- it must be somewhere else? Name any country in which one does not need to be accompanied by a body guard or chauffeured in a bullet proof vehicle. One in which you pay fewer taxes for such largess, etc. As usual I expect nearly no answers for such a provocative challenge.
For instance, in my case I could successfully argue that Sweden, possibly England would be a fine alternative just for starters, Switzerland, yada yada- but what can you offer as a viable alternative, assuming for the moment that you have less than enough money to get by for the rest of your life?