How do I tell Jesus that I'm flattered he wants me, but no thanks, I'm not gay. . . ?

**JezusLovesSectse** · 02-10-2009, 11:15 PM

Little Me: I'm sure Jesus wouldn't want anything to do with a girl sitting spread-eagle in a bubble bath either, sweetie.

**ConfusedAndLovingIt** · 02-10-2009, 11:15 PM

OMG
RFLMFAO
hahahhahahhahahahahahah

UR HISTERICAL!!!!!!!!!!

**cheapmilk** · 02-10-2009, 11:15 PM

you are a piece of sht

**wild_man_chris2000** · 02-10-2009, 11:15 PM

What the hell...

Are YOU saying Jesus is gay?

You ARE A MORON!!!!!!!!

**amazelingnew** · 02-10-2009, 11:15 PM

you will regret ever posting that

**amazelingnew** · 02-10-2009, 11:15 PM

you will regret ever posting that

**JJM** · 02-10-2009, 11:16 PM

I tried to tell Jesus that once...it didn't go to well...

**Jeff** · 02-10-2009, 11:16 PM

well jesus loves you all the same
im sure he already knows you dont feel the same way. he knows everything because he is god (who is really his father...weird incest shit goin on)
just be polite
respecfully decline

**supertop** · 02-10-2009, 11:16 PM

Stand on your head in a corner for 3 days.

**ANNiE** · 02-10-2009, 11:16 PM

Well, if ya know his address, rather he lives in Mexico or here in the USA, maybe you could write him ?? But, then on the other hand, you sure are making a big deal out of it, so maybe you are confused, and you really are ?? go in peace.. God bless

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