Give me some pick up lines?

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Here are 2 of mine. Don't use these.
Did you just fart, cuz u just blew me away.
You have 260 bones in your body. Do you want another
 
For girls of different ethnicity I like this one.

"Want a little white in you?"

For mixed girls,

"Looks like you have some white in you, I'd like to put more."
 
is there a mirror in your pants? cuz i kan see myself in it.

do you have a library card? cuz im cheeeeeckin you out


haha
 
marie you screwed that one up!

it's "do you have a mirror in your pocket? cause i can see myself in your pants."


my personal favorite:
lick your finger and touch her shoulder, then say completely seriously, "let's get you out of those wet clothes."
 
haha, the farting one is my favorite of all time!!!
my other one is do you work at subway, because you just gave me a foot long!
 
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