joke....................?

[scouseproud]

a poam for those effected by the credit crunch, there was a young man called dave, who dug up a prprostitutesrave. she was mouldy and shitty, with only 1 titty. but look at the money he saved.....

little girl finds her dog dead with its legs in the air and asked her dad why its like that.dad says its died and is like that so jesus can pick it up and take it to heaven. next day she says" dad mum nearly died today. she was on her back with her legs in the air shouting oh jesus, i;m coming and if the milkman hadnt been holding her down we.d have lost her!

[Zippoman]

that one is good! where did you get it?
Lucky dave!

[Jenny]

HAHHAA
i loved this.
i'm definitely telling my friends this lovely poem