"You are a strong and dashing young warrior out on a quest to save the beautiful Princess Aspen. After a long and grueling battle with a feroucious red lair dragon, you manage to find your footing and scrounge up a golden dragon scale, some bandages and a broken spear. After mending your open wounds, you notice a cell door in the far corner of the room. You open the door with the keys you wrestled out of the hands of a three headed guard 2 floors up. Inside, the princess is standed by a peculiarly large bed. Her breasts are supple and inviting. Her skin, smooth and blushed, like that of a roman goddess. Her finger signals you to the bedside. The power of your anticipation overwhelmes you, but you know there's one more thing you must do before you partake in your bountiful pleasures. You roll the dice.