best wedgie story gets 10 points !! ( mine included)?

[Jenna]

haha this is just for fun because I recently have had a bad wedgie experiance. Its not fair inless i tell you mine! I in high school and my undershirt was pulled up and i thought it was my shirt so I thought i was fine. well turns out everyone! could see my purple underpants.
I am very embarrased about who sees me like this in my underpants or bra. Anyway this mean girl saw my and ( i was in the halls and everyone was already laughing cause they could see my underpants)
she grabbed them and man she pulled so hard it hurt so BAD! I dont know if i was more embarresed or in pain!! And everyone laughed way harder!! Some took pics! I swear I was hanging there for like 7 min ( i am kinda little I mean i am normal height and pretty skinny so i am easy to lift up) then some girls helped her and normal stories they rip your underpants but in my story they ripped my pants in a hole. Of course the werent down so they pantsed my and i ran to the bathroom (also I didnt know i had a hole in my pants !!!)
They got suspended but man most embarrising day of my life!!!

yeah so beat that if you can!!

[MARIANNEH]

this happened to a friend of mine at collage some boys was asking all the girls what under wear they was wearing my friend was getting bored with them so she went and asked them one bragged and the other went very quiet so she pushed him for an answer when he didn't she grabbed his trousers and lifted them up to give him a kind of wedgie and riped his trousers to revile he was not wearing anything so now we know why he would not say a word lol

[myself:D]

i would move if i were you . no joke

[Unregistered]

well i was at a party and i wasnt the most popular. I mean seriously! I was confused when the most popular football players invited me to there 3 night party. I was the nerd of the school...... well mentally, noone had ever phsically hurt me. nut i said yes and went to this party..... i wish i hadnt..... i was their chew toy, their fun thing to messs with.... FOR 3 WHOLE DAYS!!!!!! The kids parents were out of town and so they had nothing to worry about. AS SOON as my mom had dropped me off and gave me 3 kisses fro the 3 days i would be fone and left, all hell broke lose.
I was tackled to the ground and at first i thougth it was just a joke. Not when they picked me up with the worst snears on their faces. The each grabbed a side op my underpants as i kicked and struggled but the quarter back had finished tieing my hands and feet together. One player had my front two others took a side and the strongest player........ TOOK THE BACK. And then they messed with me........ litteraly. They tickled me and poked me,, not giving me the wedgie yet. And then it came. Sadly, i was wearing very strong tidey whiteys..... so the whole time they didint rip! The swung me in the air by this wedgie nad then they all let go except fro the person holding the back.
"Lets have some fun" he snickered as he lifted me up, almost over his head! and swung me. I screamed like a sissy and it hurt the most when they saw the leg holes of my undies. They untied my arms just to stick one each through the opposite leg hole and then they retied them. MY struggling was useless and everytime i struggled now i gave myself a wedgie which they found hysterical. AS they all left to go out and eat pizza they suck him on a hanger over the shower.
"If you wiggle yourself loose, u'll fall into this" he snickered revealing that the tub was full of jelly, "And that would be one messy wedgie.
So i didnt struggle..... and tehn they came back and took me down but only pulled on my undies up higher which made my arms hurt cause they were still in the leg holes. So when the undies were forced over my head they made me sleep in it where they all could watch/ it was embarassing as hell. They undid me the next day so i could est breakfast.... then they forced me to put a spedo on...... but i was confused..... and then they hung me off the roof and the spedo was so strong that it didnt rip..... but people started complaining so they took me down and hung me by his ceiling fan....... (rite about then i was wishing i weid more)
and so i spun in a spedo wedgie........ and the wedgies got worse and worse and they FORCED ME to where a thong and get a wedgie, damn how can girls where those?

And so i hung in my tidey whiteys forthe next day crying and getting pulled on..... and i never tole anyone for i would be the most embarrased kid on the planed...... and sadly... everyday at school they give me a wedgie and tell me that if i pick it out... they'll have another party
ok andlast wedgie story, after their party, they wedgied me in front of my whole first period when the teacher left, it was a chair wedgie an i stayed like htat the whole class and everytime they win a game (which is always) i get a flagpole wedgie, yeah its possible to actually go up a flag pole
so yeah my life sucks and is full of wedgies and id like to see anyone elses story BEAT THAT!

[Unregistered]

well i was at a party and i wasnt the most popular. I mean seriously! I was confused when the most popular football players invited me to there 3 night party. I was the nerd of the school...... well mentally, noone had ever phsically hurt me. nut i said yes and went to this party..... i wish i hadnt..... i was their chew toy, their fun thing to messs with.... FOR 3 WHOLE DAYS!!!!!! The kids parents were out of town and so they had nothing to worry about. AS SOON as my mom had dropped me off and gave me 3 kisses fro the 3 days i would be fone and left, all hell broke lose.
I was tackled to the ground and at first i thougth it was just a joke. Not when they picked me up with the worst snears on their faces. The each grabbed a side op my underpants as i kicked and struggled but the quarter back had finished tieing my hands and feet together. One player had my front two others took a side and the strongest player........ TOOK THE BACK. And then they messed with me........ litteraly. They tickled me and poked me,, not giving me the wedgie yet. And then it came. Sadly, i was wearing very strong tidey whiteys..... so the whole time they didint rip! The swung me in the air by this wedgie nad then they all let go except fro the person holding the back.
"Lets have some fun" he snickered as he lifted me up, almost over his head! and swung me. I screamed like a sissy and it hurt the most when they saw the leg holes of my undies. They untied my arms just to stick one each through the opposite leg hole and then they retied them. MY struggling was useless and everytime i struggled now i gave myself a wedgie which they found hysterical. AS they all left to go out and eat pizza they suck him on a hanger over the shower.
"If you wiggle yourself loose, u'll fall into this" he snickered revealing that the tub was full of jelly, "And that would be one messy wedgie.
So i didnt struggle..... and tehn they came back and took me down but only pulled on my undies up higher which made my arms hurt cause they were still in the leg holes. So when the undies were forced over my head they made me sleep in it where they all could watch/ it was embarassing as hell. They undid me the next day so i could est breakfast.... then they forced me to put a spedo on...... but i was confused..... and then they hung me off the roof and the spedo was so strong that it didnt rip..... but people started complaining so they took me down and hung me by his ceiling fan....... (rite about then i was wishing i weid more)
and so i spun in a spedo wedgie........ and the wedgies got worse and worse and they FORCED ME to where a thong and get a wedgie, damn how can girls where those?
And so i hung in my tidey whiteys forthe next day crying and getting pulled on..... and i never tole anyone for i would be the most embarrased kid on the planed...... and sadly... everyday at school they give me a wedgie and tell me that if i pick it out... they'll have another party
ok andlast wedgie story, after their party, they wedgied me in front of my whole first period when the teacher left, it was a chair wedgie an i stayed like htat the whole class and everytime they win a game (which is always) i get a flagpole wedgie, yeah its possible to actually go up a flag pole
so yeah my life sucks and is full of wedgies and id like to see anyone elses story BEAT THAT!

Aww I feel really sorry for U! :'(

[kiran1]

no joke

[Unregistered]

he he, i was the person who wrote that..... and if you beleived it... YOUR A SUCKER!
lol, i just took bits and peices from other peoples wedgie stories and combined them all into one. Man, if that really happened, id tell someone cause im pretty sure that would be sexual harrasment, lol
i was hoping some1 would reply but they didnt...... so to anyone who reads that, it was just a joke. sorry, but i need a little fun in my life to ^_^

[Unregistered]

hill

[Unregistered]

since my dad doesnt approve of my boyfriend we always have to find ways to meet up, since he is one of the teachers son at the school we go to he can stay after until his dad leaves and i just stayed after to spend time with him. so we met up in the hallway and i was wearing epic pants and a thong so we started making out and he put his hands in my pants and he pulled up my thong giving, his dad (my S.S teacher) and my language arts teacher were walking by when we were making out with my thong sticking out with his hands there, my l.a teacher came up and smacked his arm (there cool teachers, and the l.a teacher is a family friend of his) and his dad was there laughing. it was awkward. haha

[ohfashion36]

this is just for fun because I recently have had a bad wedgie experiance,too