don't you post here!? Answer these questions in a clever/funny way. It can be completely made up. Anything you want. I really need these ASAP so even the answer to one will be fine. Please shoot. I really appreciate it.

1) What's one thing you dislike about teachers the most?
2) What's the one thing you would change about your mother or father or both?

3) What's the silliest thing you've ever seen a neighbor do?
4) What's the biggest mistake adults make about kids?