i need a killer yo mama joke?

• Feb 6, 2009

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my friends are lately always challenging on yo mama jokes. and i am usually the 1 that sucks at it very much. Yes i am the nice guy.so anyways i need something that's more then a sentence, the longest yo mama joke u can make. thank u

 

• May 4, 2009

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yo mamas so fat when she stood on a scale it said "to be continued"

 

• May 4, 2009

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yo mamas so stupid she brought a spoon to the super bowl

 

• May 4, 2009

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yo mamas so stupid when someone stabbed her she said "stop poking me"

 

• May 4, 2009

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go on the site bestyomamajokes.com and you will find your answer

 

• May 4, 2009

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yo mamas so stupid when she got hit by a car she said "who threw that rock at me?!"

 

• May 4, 2009

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yo mamas so getto when she brought a color tv she asked "what color?"

 

• Feb 25, 2010

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Yo mama's so fat I took a picture of her last Christmas... And it's still printing <--KILLER

 

• Mar 22, 2010

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im funsta bake and i got lots more

yo mama's like a hockey team she changes pads evry three periods

yo mama so nasty she mad right gaurd turn left

yo mama so stupid i put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool and she drowned

yo mama so fat i ran around her and got lost

yo mama is like a resse cup theres no wrong way 2 eat her

yo mama so po she cant afford the last 2 letters

yo mama so fat her boold type is ragu

yo mama so fat she tried 2 put food on layaway

yo mama so fat she sat on a side walk and turned it into a drive way

 

• Oct 6, 2010

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yo mamma is like a bowling alley she get fingerd and gets tossed down the alley and still comes back for more.
yo dad took ur mama to a zoo and one of the monkeys said to ur mum how did u get the keys to get out of here.
yo mama is like tescos open 24 hours a day.................ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh BOYED.:emot1:

 

• Jul 30, 2012

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yo mama is so fat when she gets on an elevator she HAS to go down/ yo mama is so fat that she goes to the theatre sits next to everybody/ yo mama is so fat when your dad said it was chilly outside she grabbed a spoon/ yo mama is so fat she picks her teeth with the olsen twins

 

• Nov 19, 2012

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yo mama's teeth so yellow the sun has retired

 

• Nov 19, 2012

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yo mama so fat when she walked past the TV i missed 3 episodes