i need a killer yo mama joke?

[Ian]

my friends are lately always challenging on yo mama jokes. and i am usually the 1 that sucks at it very much. Yes i am the nice guy.so anyways i need something that's more then a sentence, the longest yo mama joke u can make. thank u

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yo mamas so fat when she stood on a scale it said "to be continued"

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yo mamas so stupid she brought a spoon to the super bowl

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yo mamas so stupid when someone stabbed her she said "stop poking me"

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go on the site bestyomamajokes.com and you will find your answer

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yo mamas so stupid when she got hit by a car she said "who threw that rock at me?!"

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yo mamas so getto when she brought a color tv she asked "what color?"

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Yo mama's so fat I took a picture of her last Christmas... And it's still printing <--KILLER

[marvell weaver]

yo mama's like a hockey team she changes pads evry three periods

yo mama so nasty she mad right gaurd turn left

yo mama so stupid i put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool and she drowned

yo mama so fat i ran around her and got lost

yo mama is like a resse cup theres no wrong way 2 eat her

yo mama so po she cant afford the last 2 letters

yo mama so fat her boold type is ragu

yo mama so fat she tried 2 put food on layaway

yo mama so fat she sat on a side walk and turned it into a drive way

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yo mamma is like a bowling alley she get fingerd and gets tossed down the alley and still comes back for more.
yo dad took ur mama to a zoo and one of the monkeys said to ur mum how did u get the keys to get out of here.
yo mama is like tescos open 24 hours a day.................ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh BOYED.