Back when I was going to driving school, all the girls were like eying me to death, whispering to each other like "He's cute. He looks like Christian Troy from Nip/Tuck. After class, I was waiting for my ride while a bunch of girls were talking around the corner. I heard one of them say, "Darn, he never even bothered to look at me, blah, blah. So I got up, walked around the corner and offered her some of my garlic knots, and she completely froze up, but with like a huge grin on her face. I was all like "Relax, there just garlic knots. There like 5 for a buck. Still nothing. So I said "OK, I'll see ya tomorrow. There was about 5 seconds of awkward silence. Finally, I leaned over like I was going to kiss her and she moved in too. I put my hand around her mouth, and in a girl voice, I said, "O-K".