Who ever can come up with the funniest poem on the spot gets 10 points!?

[Alice]

please no perverted stuff <3

[Dominikid]

Roses are red
Grass is green
You have the body of a washing machine!

For your fat friends

[dragonfly]

If you fall in a river that's full of pirahna
They'll strip off your flesh like you'd skin a banana
there's no time for screaming, no time for groans
in forty-five seconds you're nothing but bones