Mine's:
*Bam!*
1st person: I shot your one of your 3 ornaments! Now it's not 'ho ho ho', it's just 'ho ho!'
*Bam*
1st person: Ha! Now it's just ONE ho!
2nd person: I'd like to have just one ho. Bow Chicka Wow Wow!
A woman complains to her preacher that her husband keeps falling asleep in church, and asks him what to do about it. After thinking for a minute he hands her a pin and tells her that whenever he looks at her when he is preaching, she should poke him with it.
Well, Sunday rolls around and the preacher is up front preaching. After a while he decides to see if the congregation is listening and asks a simple question, "Who created the world?" He looks at the woman and she pokes her husband with the pin.
He awakes with a start and exclaims, "God!"
"Right!" says the preacher.
A little while later he decides to test the audience again, "Who is God's son?" Again he looks at the woman and she pokes him again.
"Jesus!" he exclaims.
"Right again!" says the pastor, and continues preaching.
Later in the sermon the preacher decides to tell a joke, to liven things up a bit, "What did Eve say to Adam after their tenth child?" Forgetting what he told the woman, he accidentally looks at her and she pokes her husband with the pen.
He wakes up and yell, "If you poke me with that thing again, I'm gonna break it in half and shove it up your a**!"
how do you circumcise a hillbilly?
you kick his sister in the chin!
or
what does a redneck girl says before having sex?
get offa me dady ur crushing my ciggies!
What worst than getting rape, by Jack the rippers? Getting finger by Captain Hook! 2. What do you get when you cross a rooster, and a telephone pole? A 100 foot cock, that want to reach out, and touches someone. I heard your mouth is like a tea cups, it like everybody bags.What did the egg say to the hot boiling water? How can I get hard when I just got laid a minute ago.